By age 35 you should… create meme-quality content for the internet

CALLING all those in their early 30s!
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How areyour savings looking?

Nice and hefty, right?

Because according to the experts, by age 35 you should have twice your salary saved for the future.

By 35, you should have twice your salary saved, according to retirement experts: https://t老域名出售/QoVA6EFpHJ

— MarketWatch (@MarketWatch) May 12, 2018The relatableBy age 35 you should have a huge box of cables but you can’t throw them out because you’re pretty sure you still need a couple of them but you’re not sure which ones

— Lori G 🌸 (@LoriG) May 19, 2018By age 35 you should have an entire cabinet filled with Tupperware containers. That don’t match. Just a bunch of random bottoms and tops that come cascading out on you every time you open the door.

— Danielle H (@FoodosaurusRex) May 22, 2018By age 35, you should have figured out how to spell “bananas” without having to mentally sing Hollaback Girl

— Jon “Jon Baker” Baker (@JonBaker) May 20, 2018By age 35 you should run into friends and say “WE SHOULD HANG OUT SOON!” twice a week. You will never hang out. You’ll just scream this at each other until one of you dies.

— Luke Trayser (@trukelayser) May 20, 2018By age 35 you should have reached that stage of time confusion where you’re convinced the 90s was only 10 years ago.

— Jen Williams (@sennydreadful) May 21, 2018The ones that make you thinkBy age 35 you should have accepted that capitalism will slowly suck the life out of you while the business owners grow wealthy beyond reason on the backs of their workers, retirement experts say.

— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) May 22, 2018By age 35, you should have had several sizeable epiphanies that utterly reoriented your entire sense of self and set you off on the course you were meant to follow, rather than that of a dominant parent whose hopes and dreams you swallowed whole and mistakenly took for your own.

— Mark Antony Owen (@MarkAntonyOwen) May 23, 2018The food goals (and subtle marketing)By age 35, you should have eaten at least 2x your weight in guac.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) May 22, 2018Research suggests you should have approximately 29,200 donuts saved for retirement by age 35

— IowaStateU Police (@ISUPD) May 22, 2018The historically accurateby age 35 you should have been crucified

— 𝗝𝗠𝗗 (@jmdalton89) May 22, 2018By age 35, you should have gained, lost and regained 1 imperial throne, conquered not 1 but 2 other empires with Roman credentials, turned the greatest church in the world into the greatest mosque, beaten Dracula, married 5 times & written a little poem, retirement experts say. pic.twitter老域名出售/dtZMQgTait

— Peter Sandham (@HKSandham) May 21, 2018By the age of 35 you should have written Richard III, Titus Andronicus, Romeo and Juliet, A Midsummer Night’s Dream, The Merchant of Venice, Henry IV Part 1 & 2 and Much Ado About Nothing.(Or died of plague) pic.twitter老域名出售/BlWoj8hxrH

— Shakespeare Magazine (@UKShakespeare) May 22, 2018And finally, the one achievable goalBy the age of 35 you should have saved $4

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 15, 2018

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